DeepSummary
Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer announce their new venture - launching their own vodka brand called Por Osos (Spanish for 'For Bears'). They discuss the process of developing the product, from selecting the distillers and taste-testing different samples to designing the bottle and label. The two comedians express their excitement about the new business endeavor and their plans to promote it at events.
During the episode, Tom and Bert taste-test various vodka samples, with Bert passionately describing his preference for a smooth, wheat-based blend that doesn't have an overpowering kick or pepper notes. They discuss potential marketing strategies, such as targeting specific celebrities and communities as brand ambassadors, and even joke about controversial promotional ideas that wouldn't be allowed.
Towards the end, the hosts unveil the final Por Osos bottle design, which they meticulously developed over months. They share their grand plans for the vodka's success, from outperforming major brands to pursuing ambitious business ventures with their potential billions in earnings. Overall, the episode captures the comedians' enthusiasm for their new alcoholic venture while maintaining their trademark irreverent humor.
Key Episodes Takeaways
- Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer have launched their own vodka brand called Por Osos.
- They are extremely confident in the superior quality and smoothness of their wheat-based vodka.
- The bottle design and brand image were meticulously developed over months.
- They plan to promote the vodka through events, celebrity endorsements, and targeted marketing.
- Maintaining their trademark comedic personas, they joke about controversial promotional ideas.
- The duo has lofty business ambitions, aiming to outperform major brands and become billionaires.
- Taste-testing and product development were crucial aspects of creating their desired vodka.
- Unveiling the final bottle design is a significant milestone in their new business venture.
Top Episodes Quotes
- “It's as enjoyable as when you get a neat whiskey, it's that enjoyable. Which is, dude, when it comes to vodka, there's only two I can think of that I would ever, ever ask that of.“ by Bert Kreischer
- “I am telling you that the roundness of it, it's so smooth. And I'm being serious. This is something I can fucking stand by. I don't think there's anyone that's a vodka drinker that wouldn't love that vodka.“ by Bert Kreischer
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Episode Information
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
YMH Studios
2/5/24
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Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer have created their own vodka! They discuss their brand new vodka Por Osos and share the process from distilling to bottling to drinking. The Bears also taste test some samples of the stuff, before brainstorming marketing moves and which celebrities they should recruit to be brand ambassadors. Burnt and Tim also talk about the upcoming Super Bowl, mixed drinks, sushi addictions, nicotine needs, Taylor Swift, famous Russians, la Raza, training horses, an update on the 2 Bears 5k, plus Donna Kelce tries to FaceTime Bert, and we get a reveal of what the Por Osos bottle looks like! Take a drink and earn your Monday.
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2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 222
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